Raabet's Joke Page
| Joke-Nr: 1661 A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. |
| Joke-Nr: 1660 az ye Lateh miporsan babato bishtar doost daree ya nanato, mighe : Nanato ! |
| Joke-Nr: 1187 What is michael Jacksons favorite Film ? "Kevin alone at home" ! |
| Joke-Nr: 1188 Doxtar xaanom e iraani moqim e aamrikaa zang zad be pedaresh dar iraan: - Baabaa jun! ejaaze midin man emshab baa Bill shaam boxoram? - Hmmm...age dust daari maane'i nadaare doxtaram! In barnaame cand baar tekraar shod o yek shab e dige ke doxtare zang zad,... - Baabaa jun! ejaaze midin man emshab baa Bill shaam boxoram? - Az nazar e man eshkaali nadaare doxtaram, vali movaazeb baash dahanet goshaad nashe, inqadr ke baa Bil shaam mixori!! |
| Joke-Nr: 1193 yaaru aarabe damaaqesh miyumad, mide saresh ro qir-guni konand! |
| Joke-Nr: 1195 what is the difference between EVA and the other women ? she is the only woman with a "ADAM" as husband ! |
| Joke-Nr: 1196 ye yaaru mire pishe jaraah e pelaastik mige : ye xaal bezaar ruye saram. doktor mige, hame miaan injaa ke xaaleshun ro bardaaran, haalaa to mixaay baraat yeki bezaaram?! mige aaxe dishab neshaste budim baa GOROBAACOF araq mixordim, behem goft: to aadam e xubi hasti, vali heyf ke un baalaa ye cizi kam daari... |
| Joke-Nr: 1197 yek ruz moqeye xaab je yaaru kot mipushe. zanesh mige ceraa kot pushidi? mige aaxe shaayad mehmun biyaad mige xob pas ceraa shalwaaret ro dar aawordi mige xob shaayad ham nayaad!!! |
| Joke-Nr: 1198 je bace sobh dir mire madrese modir madrese miporse ceraa dir aamady? bace mige aaqaa pirezane pulesh ro gom karde bud. modir mige xob pirezaneh pulesh ro gom karde bud to cera dir aamady mige aaxe paaye man ru pulesh bud!!! |
| Joke-Nr: 1199 This guy was in a town with much rain, and it suddenly seemed as if the town would surely be flooded. The waters came up to his feet as he stood on the sidewalk. A policeman said to the man, "You'd best be leaving! We'll be doomed!" And the man replied, "I will not leave! For Almighty God will save me!". And so the waters were up to his waist, and a fisherman in a boat sped by him saying, "Come with me, or you will drown!" and the man replied, "Never! For God Almighty shall save me!". The waters eventually rose so high that the man had to climb on top of the roof of a house. As he stood upon the roof, a helicopter flew by and stopped near the man, and the pilot yelled to him, "Climb aboard! The waters are rising!" The man replied, "I wont go with you! God will save me!" And so then the waters increased in depth, and so the man drowned, passed away, and went to Heaven. He met God, and said "My Lord, why did you not save me?" And then God Said, "I tried three times! I sent a policeman, a fisherman, and a helicopter!" |
| Joke-Nr: 1200 Be torke migan ye jomle begu baa "mame". Torke: "man emruz xeyli garmame" |
| Joke-Nr: 1201 Ye torke kale ye xar raa vasl karde bud ruye aantene maahvaarash! Azash porsidan ceraa? Goft mixaam barnaamehaa raa be zabaan e asli bebinam! |
| Joke-Nr: 1202 Ye torke rafte bud tah e caah neshaste bud. Azash dalil raa porsidand, goft: Mixaastam amiq fekr konam! |
| Joke-Nr: 1203 Az rashti ye miporsan "aaqaa, shomaa candtaa bace daarin?" Mige "vaallaa man o xaanum, ruye ham narafte caar taa bace daarim!" |
| Joke-Nr: 1205 As yek nafar ke tuye juy e aab deraaz keshide bud porsidand: Tuye juy e aab cikaar mikoni aaghaa? Paasox daad: Mixaaham dar jaryaan baasham! |
| Joke-Nr: 1206 (this is a old one) what is the different between a nun and sevenup? Never had and never will |
| Joke-Nr: 1207 Ye torke tu tuaalet neshaste bud, telefon e dastish zang zad. Gushi ro bardaasht goft: Ehhheeem! |
| Joke-Nr: 1208 There are only two types of people in this world, those who can count and those who can't. Also if you can read this then you are not blind. |
| Joke-Nr: 1210 Tell me! Is there any female hormones in alcohol? I think so,... because every time I drink it, I speak too much and can't drive also! ;-) |
| Joke-Nr: 1211 After sex the woman asks the man: - How long will it last until a child will be born? - 9 months!? - Tell me, why were you in such a hurry at the end? |
| Joke-Nr: 1215 Amalehaa daashtan sare ye saaxtemun e nimesaaz dar tabaqe ye davaazdahom kaar mikardan. Yeki miyaad az paayin daad mizane: "Qazanfar, qazanfar, zanet az tabaqe ye sevom e xunatun oftaade tu xiyaabun, morde". Dehaati ye un baalaa shoru' mikone tu sar e xodesh zadan o mesle barq davaazdah tabaqaro miyaad paayin. Mipare ru motoresh o mire taraf e xunash. vasate raah pishe xodesh fekr mikone: e, maa ke tabaqe ye sevom nemishinim. Vali ahamiyat nemide va raahesho edaame mide. Cand daqiqe ba'd fekr mikone: e, man ke zan nadaaram. Baazam edaame mide. Cand daqiqe dige fekr mikone: Zekki, aslan esme man ke qazanfar nist. |
| Joke-Nr: 1216 Torke raft tu establ e xaraa, va goft: ajab aayne-kaari ye jaalebi. |
| Joke-Nr: 1217 Rashtiye daasht baa dustesh az nazdike xunash rad mishod, goft bezaar ye sari be xaanom bezanam. Raft tuye xune wa cand daqiqe ba'd umad birun. Dustesh porsid: xaanom xub bud? Goftesh raftam didam tuye raxtexaab baqale ye marde qaribe xaabideh. Dustesh goft: Mardaro koshti? Jawaab daad: Ey baabaa mage mishe har ruz tuye in shahr aadam kosht! |
| Joke-Nr: 1218 Ye rashti raft maqaaze va goft aaqaa parcam e Iran daarin? Saaheb maqaaze goft bale va yek parcam e Iran baraash aavord. Rashtiye goft: BOOBAXSHID, range dige nadaashtid? |
| Joke-Nr: 1219 Be torke migan baa "kushesh" je jomle besaaz. Mige: "Shalvaar e man kushesh?" Migan: "na, kaar va kushesh" Torke:" HHHaan, Shalvaar e kaar e man kushesh"! |
| Joke-Nr: 1220 ye rus ye dokhtari as moallemash miporse chera gavha hamishe cheshmashun khomare? moallemash mige age sinehaye toro ham ruzi do se bar mimalidand haminjuri budi. |
| Joke-Nr: 1221 A lady from Tehran was visiting Isfahan. While walking in a busy street of Isfahan, she keeps asking "how come there are so many 'divaneh' in Isfahan ?" An Isfahani passing by asks the lady:"you mean you do not have any 'divaneh' in your town?". "No",the lady responds. The man says:"Most of 'divanehs'in Isfahan believe the same." |
| Joke-Nr: 1222 Hamvatana: Een khareji ha ghamare massnooii daran Ma ghamare bani hashem!!!! Eena anshtan (Einstein) daran Ma panshtan (panj tan)!!!!!!! |
| Joke-Nr: 1223 Pesareye dinasour pedar maderesh meeran beeroon, meereh beh girl friendesh meegeh bia bereem khooneyeh ma. Dokhtareh naz mikoneh o migeh nah bade o man nemiam o.... Pesare akhar narahat misheh migeh: "Ah, bebin hameen kar haro kardi naslemoon var oftad"!!!! |
| Joke-Nr: 1224 Yeki az hamvatanaye Azari dandoone tala gozashteh bood o shaba too gav sandogh mikhabid!!!! |
| Joke-Nr: 1225 Yeki deegeh az hamvatanaye Azari az sokoot khosheh mioomad va navare khali goosh midad!!! |
| Joke-Nr: 1226 yek-i az hamvatan-aan-e aazari daashte raadiyo gush mikarde va az qazaa raadiyo daashte qor'aan mikhunde; qor'aan ke tamum mishe varmidaare raadiyo ro mibuse mizaare ru taaqche ... |
| Joke-Nr: 1227 I just woke you up to tell you that you forgot to take your sleeping pills. |
| Joke-Nr: 1228 Yek ruz aqaaye torki vaarede maqaaze ye labaniyaati shod, va did roye divaar candtaa taablo neveshte (Ali baa maast) (Hosseyn baa maast) (Hassan baa maast).Aaqaa az maqaazedaar porsid bebaxshid shomaa maast e xaali nadaarin?! |
| Joke-Nr: 1229 Torkaa hamegi taaj e sarand. Faarsaa xodeshun torke xarand!!!!! |
| Joke-Nr: 1230 Be ye torke migand ye jomle besaz ke tush mame baashe, mige:garmame |
| Joke-Nr: 1231 Az ye torke miporsan:ye pestaandaar naam bebar ke parvaaz kone, mige: mehmaandaar e havaapeymaa |
| Joke-Nr: 1232 az ye torke miporsand, ye jomle begu baa suzesh. mige BARBARI sukhte ! |
| Joke-Nr: 1233 Midunid tu Iran be Telefon Handi Migan Cosifon? AAxe har ki mixaad cosi biyaad ye handi migire dastesh. |
| Joke-Nr: 1234 Dar Tabriz, kenare xiaabun yek caale bude ke hamash mardom miyoftaadan tush. Saraan va kale gondehaa ye shahr miyaan va tasmim migiran ke yek ambulance bezaaran kenar e in caale. B'ad az modati didan faayde nadaare... va yeki goft ke behtare ke aslan yek bimaarestaan kenar e in caale dorost konand, Baaz ham nashod va mardom hamintor paashun mishkast,,, Dige kalafe shode budan ke yeki az hamshahriyashun pishnahaad kard ke aslan behtare in caale ro por konand va beran kenar e bimaarestaan yek caale xub bekanand. |
| Joke-Nr: 1235 torke mire doktor be doktor mige har jaa ke dast mizanam dard migire. ba'd ma'lum mishe ke angoshtesh shekaste. |
| Joke-Nr: 1237 Jek ruz ye darvishe varde qazvin shod. Shoru' be Yaahu goftan kard. Az qazvin ke birun umad, shoru' be yuuuhuuu goftan kard. |
| Joke-Nr: 1238 Her husband has been slipping in and out for a comafor several months xet she stayed by his bedside every single day.When he came to, he montioned for her to came nearer. As she sat by him, he said, "you know what? you have been with me all through the bad times." When i got fired, you were there to support me. When my business fell, you were there. when i got schot, you were there. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health startet failing, you were still by my side. "When i think about it now, i think you bring me bad luck" |
| Joke-Nr: 1239 ye rashti az sokut va aaraamesh xeyli lezzat mibord, hamishe navaar xaali gush mikard!!! |
| Joke-Nr: 1240 be ye torke migan poshtet xaakiye. mige pas mixaastin aasfaalt baashe? |
| Joke-Nr: 1241 1)Az ye Torke porsidan ke fe'le Xordan raa "Sarf" kon. Torke goft: Xordam, Xordi, Tamam shod! ------------------------------------------- 2) Be Torke goftan ke 3 taa heyvaan begu ke ceshmeshun barq mizane. Torke goft: Gorbe- Rubaah- xar! Taraf be torke goft: Age xar ceshmaash barq mizad ke Tabriz Las Vegas bud! ------------------------------------------------- |
| Joke-Nr: 1242 How do you say 69 in Chines? " TWO CAN CHEW" |
| Joke-Nr: 1243 As yek Qazvini porsidand ke behtarin aahange delxaah e shomaa cheest? Goftesh: Eshg e man bargard! |
| Joke-Nr: 1245 beh torke migan 3 ta mive baa j begu mige jilaas jerdu maryam migan gilaas va gerdu gabul ammaa maryam dige ceraa? mige: aaxe maryam doxtare migan: ke chi? mige: aaxe xoshgela migan: xob ke chi? mige: aaxe aaxe jendaya! |
| Joke-Nr: 1248 tehraniye mire baraaye zanesh bimeye omr mixare. torke mibine mige , e pas man ham baayad ye kaari bokonam. mire baraaye zanesh bimeye badane migire ! rashtiye ham in ro mibine va sari mire baraaye zanesh bimeye shaxse-saales migire ! |
| Joke-Nr: 1249 XODA GAR ZE RAHMAT BEBANDAD DARI ZE HEKMAT ZENAD XOFLE MOHKAMTARI |
| Joke-Nr: 1251 Yek ruz tuye yek mehmuny ke hame t'arif mikardand wa xosh budan, yek aaqaaye tork bud ke saaket neshaste bud. behesh migan : aaqaa shomaa ceraa saaket neshastid , yek t'arify bekonid , yek joki begid. Torke mige: man jok mok balad nistam, m'oammaa baladam. be torke migan xob m'oammaa begu. Torke mige : kalaaq farqesh ciie? mardom migan farqesh baa ci ciie? torke mige baa xodesh. mardom migan axe mage mishe ? Torke mige: mishe , ceili ham xub mishe. migan xob begu bebinim farqe kalaaq baa xodesh ciie? Torke mige: Baabaa enke xeili saadeh bud, kalaaq farqesh ine ke in paash az un paash mosawitare!!! |
| Joke-Nr: 1252 For this joke remember the Brill language for blinds. Anyway: Yek rooz ye koore meere to aash-paz-khoone va hameentor ke dastesh ro rooye kabinet meekeshe dastesh be yek rande meekhore. Hameentor ke dastesh ro roye rande meekeshid ba khodesh meege: "In mozakhrafaro kee neveshte?" |
| Joke-Nr: 1253 ye ruz yek torke albume aksesh por misheh mindazesh to ashghal. |
| Joke-Nr: 1254 yek rooz yeh torkeh bidar mishe. Mireh khodash ra tooye ayne negah mikoneh. mige "chetori Khareh?" Shomareh 2: one day a turk loses his cat. He puts an ad in the paper. It says "peesh,peesh,peesh,peesh". |
| Joke-Nr: 1255 khabareh jadid az Iran: Yek adam'khor dar Tabriz az gorres'negi mord |
| Joke-Nr: 1256 ye torkeh zanesh ro gom mikoneh. mireh kalaantari. migeh:"jenaab sarvaan zanam gom shodeh!" jenaab sarvaan migeh:"khob moshakh'khasaat-e zanetoon-o bedin peydaash mikonim." torkeh migeh:"man az in chizaa haalim nist! zanam gom shodeh, zanamo mikhaam!" jenaab sarvaan:"akheh aghaye aziz shomaa baayasti moshakh'khasaat bedin taa maa betoonim zanetoon ro peydaa konim. masalan ageh zane man gom shodeh bood migoftam zane man ye khaanomi-e baa abroohaay-e kamoon, ghad-e boland, cheshm-e roshan, kamar-e baarik, ... " torkeh migeh:"jenaab sarvaan bikhiyaal-e zan-e man berim donbaal-e zan-e shomaa begardim." |
| Joke-Nr: 1257 moasseseye einake rayban(yaa be ghole aabaadaaniha raibon) motovajjeh mishavad keh forusheh in einak dar aabaadaan dar donyaa avval ast. maamuri raa beh aanjaa miferestad. dar anjaa ou mibinad keh hameh az zan va mard bache va piir einak raibon daarand.hattaa sag-haa va gorbeh-haa. az taajjob beh divaari takieh midahad. ye daf-eh ye marmulak ruye divaar mibinad keh einake raibon zadeh.dahanesh az ta-ajjob baaz mundeh bude. ye daf-eh marmulake einakesho bar midaareh va baa zheste aabaadaany migeh:"haa; volek taa haalaa temsaah nadidii!!!" |
| Joke-Nr: 1258 ye qazivini daste ye piremard ro gereft raft tu ye koodakestan, goft bizahmat ino vAse man khoordesh konid |
| Joke-Nr: 1259 ye arabi ba khodesh koshti migireh dovvom misheh. |
| Joke-Nr: 1260 ye arabi khodeshe mizeneh be koocheh-e ali chap gom misheh. |
| Joke-Nr: 1261 (with a little bit of abadani accent) ye peseri rad misheh vo az ye arebi saat miporseh; arebe migeh shishish-o rob. pesereh dobareh mia azesh saat miporseh arebeh migeh shish-o nim. du deghigheh digeh pesereh mia az arabeh saat miporseh, arebeh daad mizeneh: halla inghad khodet az man boporse saat chandeh taa kheraab besheh...... |
| Joke-Nr: 1262 ye torke miporseh agha bebakhsheed ghebleh khodoom tarafeh? agha migeh masalan intarafie, torke migeh khayli bayaad beraam. |
| Joke-Nr: 1267 Yek rooz be ye torke migan ye jomle begoo ke toosh chaee dashte bashe , torke goftesh ( Gurree ). |
| Joke-Nr: 1269 Once a Rashtee man and an English man meet each other. The English says:"Hi, how do you do?" The Rashtee says:"Aaaoooo, I never do...My neighbours do!!" |
| Joke-Nr: 1270 Yek adamkhar va pesarash yek zaneh javan ra pey-da mekonan. psar megeh im-shab in zan ra mibarim khoneh mekhorim.pedareh megeh, na, im-sahab in zan ra mibarim khoneh va madarat ra mikhorim. |
| Joke-Nr: 1271 yek-roze yek rashty meereh khoneh meebineh zanesh yek bacheh dastesheh baad bacharo meegireh parrt mekoneh az diivar birron. Zanesh meegeh "cherra intory kardy?" Mardeh meegeh "Budd avardeh ra Budd meebareh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Joke-Nr: 1272 ye shab ye torke livan khali mizareh balaye saresh. zanesh migeh chera livan khali gozashti.migeh shayad tishnam nashoud. |
| Joke-Nr: 1275 How do you say virgin in german ? Good-en-Tight How do you say constipated in german ? Far from poopin |
| Joke-Nr: 1276 1 bar 1 arabe mire bala tirecheraghbargh. bargh migiredesch.mige welam kon ta welet konam. |
| Joke-Nr: 1277 Chanta Rashti Dashtan Ba ham Rah Miraghtan, nazdike khooneh e yekishoon reseedan, Oon goft man bayad beram yek sari be khanom am bezanam. Raft o bargasht goft, pedar sookhteh ba yek mard tooyeh rakhte khab mashghool bood. Doostash goftand "Chera mardaro nakoshti?" Goft,Agar gharar basheh Oon ro bekosham, Bayad harshab yekiro bokosham!! |
| Joke-Nr: 1279 ye torke mi-khast khod-koshi kone. parid toye goldun ghoft : be man ab nadin!! |
| Joke-Nr: 1280 yek-rooz yek tehrony be dosteh rashtish meegeh: To chera bachedar nemishy? Rashty megeh: Narahat nabash erssy hast, pedaram ham bachedar nemishood!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mehrad 18 from KY |
| Joke-Nr: 1282 Ye rooz ye torke dashte mirafteh, yek nafar mibine ke do ta keravat zadeh, miporse chera, migeh wala bema goftan aghd o aroosi ba hame !!! |
| Joke-Nr: 1283 Jek Rashti vaa yek Achond kenare ham daar havapyma neshaste bodand. Mehmandare havapyma Chahi miavard dola mishe shortash pyda mishe. Achonde mige: "chodaja" be raahe raast hedajatash kon. Rashtie mige: "chodaja!" too bolandash kon hedajatash baa man. |
| Joke-Nr: 1284 YE RASHTIEH YE SIYAHPOOST RO MIBINEH BEHESH MIGEH:AGHA SHOMA SHAB NISTI? SIYAHPOOST MOHKAM MIZANEH TOO GOOSHEH RASHTY. BAD RASHTY MIGEH :AAOOO AJAB SHABE BADI BOODA. |
| Joke-Nr: 1285 Aghaii be hamsayeye torkesh mige:agha man dashtam bachamo bala pain midakhtam oftad to hajate shoma bizahmat bedin.torke mige:indafa gozasht dafeye dige bindazi invar para mikonama! |
| Joke-Nr: 1290 Jim:What is five Q plus five Q? Roger: Ten Q. Jim: Your welcome! |
| Joke-Nr: 1292 THERE WAS A GREAT IRANIAN PARTY. THE AMERICAN GUEST WAS VERY UPSET WITH IRANIANS ATTITUDE. -THIS GENTLEMAN IS A RESPRCTABLE GUY. WHY DO YOU CALL HIM A :DINOSAUR:? -WE DON'T CALL HIM A DINOSAUR. HIS NAME IS NASSER, AND HE IS OUR UNCLE. WE CALL HIM :DAAEE NASSER. - |
| Joke-Nr: 1293 Yek rashti yek dost Texasi dAsht be nAme ringo. yek roz ringo rashti ro dAvat mekoneh be yek bar. akher shab ringo be marde rashti megeh man amshAb bekhAtere to mekhAm baro be ham brezAm va yek dAfe shro kard be teer andazi va bAro be ham rekht. marde rashti khayli az in kar khoshesh omad va goft agar to beyee rasht man ham barye to inkar ro mekonam va barat yek shahro be ham merezam. Ringo omad be rasht va doste rashtish ono bord beron be yek bar. Ringo harchi moAtAl shod keh dostesh kari bekoneh atefAghi nayoftad. Akhere shab ham omadand khoneh. Vaghti rashtie vared khoneh shod dAd zad "khAnom mon AmAdom" va ba yek negAhe maghrorAne be ringo goft man shahr rA be ham rekhtam. ringo goft chetori shahro beham rekhti? rashtie goft mAn keh AmAdAm yek mardi peeshe zane man hast keh forAr kArd,O mereh khAneh ve megeh mAn AmAdAm, yek mordi peeshe zAne OE vA O ferAr mekoneh mereh monzelash vA be in tarteb hemeh shAhr be ham mekhoreh. |
| Joke-Nr: 1295 je bar police mizare donbale je torke va pesaresh. police dad misane : kore khar iiist. pesare be babash mige : baba manu ke shenasai kardan. to farar kon. |
| Joke-Nr: 1296 Ye Abadani yek eynak Ray Ban (Ray Bon!) dasht ke faghat yek shishe dasht. Behesh migan: chera eynak Ray Bonet yek shishe dare? Mige: axe too tarkam! |
| Joke-Nr: 1297 Ye torkeh mireh masjed namaz bekhoneh waghti mikhad berh mibineh kafshash nist,migeh kafsham keh nist nakoneh man raftam. HEEEEEEEEEEEE. |
| Joke-Nr: 1298 ye turke mire sandwich bekhare, azash miporsan que tuye kagaz bepicham? mige emrooz kheli gorusne hastam, tuye moghava bepich!! |
| Joke-Nr: 1299 ye ruz ye baabaaii daashte mirafte, mibine ye puste moz oftaade zamin. mige : ake hey, baaz ham baayad boxorim zamin !!! |
| Joke-Nr: 1300 Yaroo ghazvineeye reseed be doostesh va salam kard: Asghar agha salam-naley-kkom (ghazvinee accent). Asghar agah javabee nadad. Dobareh goft: Asghar agha migam salam-naley-kkom. Asghar baz ham javabee nadad. Yaroo asabani shod o dad zad: eshak -e Kappi-oghli migam salam-naley-kkom. Asghar agha javab dad: vallah bebakhshid man shoma ra az jello beja nayavardam. |
| Joke-Nr: 1301 yeh torkeh mereh edareh sabt o ahval meegueh: jeenab man az esmam naraziyam,omadam esmam ro avaz konm - khob janam esme shoma cheeyeh? - Ghoch Ali Gohchehreh - baleh janam haghe dareed ,asmtoon khyli zanandeh ast. khob esme jadid ton ro chee mykhaheed bzareed - vallah jinab : bijan Gohchehreh ------- |
| Joke-Nr: 1302 Father comes home after a hard day at work and his son runs towards him saying: Daddy, why is my cat laying her back with her arms and legs extended towrds the sky? The father thinks for a second and responses: my son may be she is trying to reach for God. A few days later the son runs towards his father, as he walks into the house, and says: daddy, daddy, I saw Momy trying to reach for God. She had her legs up but a man was laying on top of her and was holding her hands down; he wasn't letting go of Momy's hands and wasn't letting her reach for God. Momy kept on screaming "Oh God, I am coming". |
| Joke-Nr: 1303 What do call a gay Dinasaur? DinaSoreAss |
| Joke-Nr: 1304 Az ye Torke miporsand; Jahan ra dar do kalameh tariif kon. Migeh; Barbari, Barbari. --------- p.s. Barbari (noon), Barbari(kharhamali). |
| Joke-Nr: 1305 1. Az ye Torkeh miporsand; Akheh to cheral Tork shodi? Migeh: Chekar konim, har kas ye eybi dareh digeh. 2. As ye Torke miporsand: Akheh to cheral Tork shodi? Migeh: On ghdimha imkanat nobok. 3. As ye Torke miporsand: Akheh to cheral Tork shodi? Migher: Khord be Inghelab digeh. |
| Joke-Nr: 1308 yek roz farzandi az madarash porseed madar agar tou vageun man radost dari pas cheara chos fill ra mikhori vali chos man ra nau mikhri ! |
| Joke-Nr: 1309 Yek rooz mola-nasredin mireh toye tovalet va radio ra ham ba khodash mibarad dar hamin moge gogosh dashteh avaz mikhondeh ke : onga keye keye poshte divar kiye sayasho man mebinam, mola kheyli daspache me sheh va migheh: inja manam manam, dar hale ridanam,sayamo to mebini. |
| Joke-Nr: 1310 AZ JEK TEHRONIEH MIPORSAN: MIDANI BARAYE CHI POL SAKHTEH-AND. TEHRANIEH:BARAYE INKE VAGHTI BARON MIYAT MAHIHA BERAVAND ZIRESH KE KHIS NASHAVAND. |
| Joke-Nr: 1311 Ye Rashty vared-e khaneh shod va zanash ra mashghol ba mardy bar roy-e takht deed. Rashty:"En Agha Keyeh?" Zan-e Rashty:"En haman kassy-e ke pull-e bargh ra medehad." Rashty:"Keyeh?" Zan-e Rashty:"Haman kassy ke pull-e aab ra medeh. Rashty:"Keyeh?" Zan-e Rashty:"Haman kassy Ke pull-e ejar-eh ra medeh." Rashty:" To ra b-e khoda an patoo ra royash bekesh ke sarma nakhorad." |
| Joke-Nr: 1312 How is a man like a snowstorm? You don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last. |
| Joke-Nr: 1313 What is man's idea of foreplay? A half-hour of begging. |
| Joke-Nr: 1314 THE LAST 10 THINGS ANY MAN WOULD EVER SAY: 1. I think Barry manlow is one cool mother! 2. While I'm up can I get you a beer? 3. I'm absolutly wrong, you must be right! 4. Her Breasts are too big. 5. Somtimes, I just want to be held. 6. That chick on murder she wrote gives me a woody 7. Sure, I would love to wear a condom! 8. Screw monday night football, let's watch Murphy Brown! 9. We haven't been to the mall in ages. Let's go shopping so I can hold your purse. 10. I think I'm lost, we'd better pull over and ask for directions. |
| Joke-Nr: 1315 yek rooz ek ghazvini & tehrooni baham dashtant rah me raftan, pasdareh joloshoon ra megireh va as tehrooni me porseh : esmet cheyeh? teh: feery, pasdareh me zaneh to gooshesho me geh : feery yani chi? mageh esmeh ferydoon chesheh ke to megi feery martikeh pedarsoghteh, baad roosho mekoneh be ghazvini me geh esmeh shoma cheye ? ghaz. ke as taars dashteh memordeh megeh: gholeydoon P.S. esmesh gholi bodeh, ha ha ha) |
| Joke-Nr: 1317 1st qazvini: we are invited to a party, lots of food drink & SEX. 2nd qazvini: great!. who eles is invited. 1s qazvini: only you and me |
| Joke-Nr: 1319 What would u do when a group of Elephants are comming down the road?? :u swim. |
| Joke-Nr: 1320 yeshab ye rashti be zanesh migeh agar as fardashab malafeh goldar biandazi man ruye takht nemikhabam. Shabe bad mibineh ke baz malafeh goldareh, va mireh zyreh takht mykhabeh ke mibineh ye marde dige ham anja hast.miporsad bebakhshid agha shoma ham malafeh goldar dost nadaried? |
| Joke-Nr: 1321 A man walks into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says: "the parrot on the left costs 500 dollars". "Why, does the parrot cost so much" asks the man. The owner says "Well the parrot knows how to use a computer". The man then asks about the next parrot to be told that this one costs 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the other parrot can do plus it knows how to use the UNIX operating system. Naturally, the increasingly startled man asks about the third parrot to be told that it costs 2,000 dollars. Needless to say this begs the question "What can it do?" To which the owner replies "to be honest I have never seen it do anything but the other two call him boss!". |
| Joke-Nr: 1322 YE ROOZ DAR YEK MOSABEGHE , BE TORKEH MIGAN BA SEKALAME I KE BEHET MIDIM YEK KALAME BESAZ ,SE KALAME EBARATAND AZ KARGAR , SHALVAR , KOOSHESH . MIGE SHALVARE KARGARIE MAN KOOSHESH |
| Joke-Nr: 1323 AZ YE RASHTI MIPORSAN CHAN TA BACHE DARI ? MIGEH DAVAZDAH TA , MIGAN KHOB ASMASHOON CHIYEH , MIGEH ESME AVALLI HOSEINE , ESME DOVOMI HOSEINE .... , ESMEH DAVAZDAHOMI HAM HOSEINE . MIGAN EY BABA IN KE NEMISHE , AKHEH CHETOR MISHEH ? ESMASHONO GHATI NEMIKONI ? MIGE NA . AKHEH AVALLI HOSEINE AHMADIE , DOVOMI HOSEINE ASGARIE , SEVOMI HOSEINE MOZAFARIE .... |
| Joke-Nr: 1324 BE YEK TORKE MIGAN CHAHAR TA MAAR ( SNAKE ) NAAM BEBAR , BAAD AZ TAKHIR MIGEH MAARE KOBRA , MIGAN KHOB , MIGE MAARE ZANGI , MIGAN KHOB , MIGE MAARE BOOA , MIGAN KHOB , MIGE HHHHHEEEEEMMMMMMM MAARE MOOLAK |
| Joke-Nr: 1325 YE ROOZ DOTA ARAB SAVARE YEK MOTOR MISHAN O TO KHIABOON BE SORAAT MIROONAN , KHOLASE BA SORAAT MIPICHAND TOYE YE KHIABOON KE YEK DAFE YE MASHIN AZ ROOBEROO DAR MYAD O TASADOF MIKONAN O YEKISHOON MIOFTEH TOYE JOOB O DIGARI VASATE KHIABOON PALAS MISHE , MARDOM MIANO BE DOVOMI MIRESAN O BA GOFTANE YA EMAM , YA ALI , KOMAKESH MIKONAN O BE DADESH MIRESAN , MIGAN CHETORI , SAALEMI . ARABE MIGE " NA VOLLA MO JASEMAM VOLAK SAALEM TOO JOOB OFTADE " |
| Joke-Nr: 1326 AGE GOFTI FARGHE TORK BA PINOKIO CHIEH ? PINOKIO AKHARESH AADAM SHOD VALI TORKEH AAKHARESH HAM AADAM NASHOD |
| Joke-Nr: 1327 Dota Teyaki ba ham gap mizadand. Avali mige: SHENIDI RAFSANJANI REISE JOMHUR SHODEEEE? Dustesh Javab mide: EHHH YANI MOSADEQ MORD? |
| Joke-Nr: 1328 Be ek Torke goftan, ek gomleh besaz tosh chai(tea) bushe. Torke goft: GOORI. (tea pot) |
| Joke-Nr: 1329 What do tornado and women have in commom? They both scream when they come and take your home too. |
| Joke-Nr: 1332 Ye rooz, ye zaneh va mardeh, meeran rooye poshteh boom mixaban. Mardeh sardesh mishe va meeravad dareh poshteh boom ra meebandad. |
| Joke-Nr: 1333 Ye rooz ye babahe ke zeboonesh hamash migerefte az doostesh keh unam mesle khodesh boodeh miporseh to che che chekar mikony ke hamash do do dokhtara doostet da..ran? Doostesh migheh: man jooneshoon ro ne ne ne nejat mida dam! To ham boro az ba ba balkone ta ta tabagheh sevom go go goldun part kon sae ye do do doktar bad zood beghoo bekesh kenar. In ham mireh ye rooz keh mosaed boodeh ye goldoon bozorg az too balkon be sar ye dokhtar part mikoneh va zood migheh: be be beke bekesh----------KHAHARESH GHAEEDEH SHOD! |
| Joke-Nr: 1334 Do ta bacheh mamani Tehrooooni mibinan yeh Karbalaei Torke basafaei neshaste ro kharesh o sighar Eshno mipicheh o mikesheh va too alame khodesheh. Tebgh mamool kermeshon mighireh mikhan zede haal bezanan o miporsan: Karbalaei sighar tanhh tanha mikeshi? be Kharet ham tarof bezan ghonah dare! Torkeh javab mideh: Khari man bachee Tahrooni kamtar az vanistoon (Winston)ham namikeshi. |
| Joke-Nr: 1335 Be ye torke migan to chera tork shodi? Torke mige chiye az dozdi ke behtare..!!! |
| Joke-Nr: 1336 Be ye torke migan agha shoma tork hastid? Mige chie baar dari!!?? |
| Joke-Nr: 1337 Yeh rooz yeh Farseh baanamak doosteh torkesho be xoonash davat mikoneh o mixad effeh xarege biad v az torkeh miporseh: chaee mixai ya ghahve (coffe) biaram? Torkeh migheh soohbat az GHAHBE shood, Hali madarat chitori? |
| Joke-Nr: 1338 Yeh rooz, mosabegheh bein Perspolis va timeh Arabestan boddeh. dar nimeheh avval, yeky as iraniha myzanad dar sagheh payeh arabeh. Arabeh badbaxt kirash ta sagheh payash kesideh shodeh bood va mymirad. Dar nimeheh dovvom dobareh iranieh myzanad sagheh payeh arabeh. Arab mygooyad: "BILAX, BASTAM DOREH KAMARAM. |
| Joke-Nr: 1339 Yak rooz yek pesareh mibinad keh madarash yek angushatareh jadid gherefteh. Az madarash miporsad keh "in angushatareh jadid ra key baraiat gherefteh." Madar dad myzanad va mygooyad: "Sadd dafheh be to ghoftam keh az in fozooliha be to nayamadeh ast. Pesar javab mydahad: "Man keh chizy naghoftam, Faghat xastam bedoonam keh iin ra baba barayeh to gherefteh ast?". Mathatr ghoft: "Agheh keh man be omideh babayeh to boodam, ALLAN TO RO HAM NADASHTAM. |
| Joke-Nr: 1341 A turkman goes to horse riding contest,he was given a horse without saddle,so the race started and as he was pushing the horse to go faster, he was going back on the horse, and in no time he find himself hoding the tail of the horse, so he started to shout that this horse is finished, bring me another one. Toronto. |
| Joke-Nr: 1343 be torke migand shomaa hamatun saadeheed ? mige na no'e raah-raahemun ham tuye afriqa hast ! |
| Joke-Nr: 1345 yek rooz ye torkeh 2 ta kravat royham mizaneh mireh arrosi.yek nefer miporseh agha chra inkarro kardi?torkeh javab mideh akheh aghd ve arrosi baham hast. |
| Joke-Nr: 1346 TORKEH PEDARESH FOAT MIKONEH VA DOSTASHO DAVAT MIKONEH BE KHATME PEDARESH. DOSTASH AS DAR KEH VARED MISHAN MEBENAN KEH TOYEH KHONEH POREH KHAREH. BE TORKEH MIGAN KEH TO KHEJALAT NEMIKESHI. PEDARET MORDEH VA TOYEH KHATMESH KHAR JAM KARDI?. TORKEH MEGEH, VALAH, PEDARAM GHABL AS INKEH FOTE KONEH BE MAN GOFT, MAN KE MORDAM GEDA BAZI DAR NAYAR. HESABI "KHARJAMKON". |
| Joke-Nr: 1347 Yek roozi yek arab too biyaboon xast ke ba shotor az an karha bokone, har kari mikard nemishod wa shotor tekan mixord. Modati rah raftand ta be yek dokhtare toorist residand ke rah gom karde bood wa komak mikhast wa eltemas mikard: "Aghar mara be nazdiktarin wahe (oasis) beresani har kari ke bexahi barayat mikonam, har kari." Wa az an negaha ke zanha mikonand be arabe andaxt. Arabe ham goft: " Bashe biya in shotor ra negah dar ta .." *Based on true story* |
| Joke-Nr: 1348 Az yek Rashtee poeseedand: Shomaa ROOHAMRAFTEH chantaa bacheh daareed? Goft: Aghaa jaan, raastesh, maa ROOHAMNARAFTEH panjtaa bacheh daareem. |
| Joke-Nr: 1349 ye khazvini, ye rashtee, ye tork, ham khoneh bodan,miran pish DR: , baraye moeaneh salaneh,DR: be rashteah megeh agar ek doneh degeh cigar bekeshi mimiri, be torkeh megeh agar digeh noneh barbary bokhory mimiri, bekhazvini migeh agar to yek dafeh as on kara bokony to ham mimiri. Torkeh non khord va mord, rashtieh khili narahat bood va dombal cigar migast, ye tacigar beghal job oftadeh bood,dola shod ke vardareh, khazvini dad zad balam jan ba in karet ham khodet mikoshi ham mano............. |
| Joke-Nr: 1350 ye turk meeraft baalaaye teer cheraghe bargh,doostesh goft : Ali agha movazeb baash seemha lohkteh goft becheshm va ta miraft baala migoft yallah,yallah sima khanum |
| Joke-Nr: 1351 What did the wall say to the ceiling? I'll meet you at the corner |
| Joke-Nr: 1352 Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind, it's pointless. |
| Joke-Nr: 1353 A man walks up to a cross eyed man and says, "Is it true that everything you see is doubled?" The man replies, "If that was true, i would see four of you instead of two!" |
| Joke-Nr: 1354 How do you make a witch itch? Take away her W. |
| Joke-Nr: 1355 There was a family of tomatoes and the baby tomato was trailing behind. The father tomato went back to the baby tomato, squished him, and said, "ketchup!" |
| Joke-Nr: 1356 ye rooz do ta turk(pedar&pesar)meran dozdi va sahab khaneh migeh ahay koreh khar.pesar be pedar migeh baba bro mara shenasaie kard..... |
| Joke-Nr: 1357 What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A licalotapus |
| Joke-Nr: 1358 Rashti va zanesh toyeh taxt xabideh bodan, rashti az zanesh meporseh, "Zan mexasti keh to maard boody? Zaneh megheh, na, mixastam keh to maard bashy... |
| Joke-Nr: 1359 How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it is a hardware problem. |
| Joke-Nr: 1360 rashtiye be doostesh mige: raaste ke migan torkaa zaran. doostesh mige: ceto mage? rashtiye mige: hamsaaye maa ke torke, baa inke zan daare miaad baa zane man mizaabe! |
| Joke-Nr: 1361 ye rooz, pesare torke az babash miporseh, baba chera ma tork shodim. babash behesh megih, baraye inkeh oonmoghe emkanat nabood. |
| Joke-Nr: 1362 Be Torke Migan Shoma Chera Tork Shodeed, Migeh Vala Khord Be Englab. |
| Joke-Nr: 1364 Netscape and Yahoo search engine have decided to merge thier softwares and guess what they want to call it " Net&Yahoo" sounds as Israel's prime minister Mr. Nethanyahu, |
| Joke-Nr: 1371 Patient: I have a weak memory doctor and kepp forgeting everything very quick, can you do anything for it ? Doctor: how long time do you have this problem ? Patient: what problem ! |
| Joke-Nr: 1372 They ask this Rashty guy, How many kids do you have? Rashty says: 13 Wow, thats a lot for a rashty kind of guy. How do you remember their names? Rashy says: their names are no problem, I keep forgetting their last names. |
| Joke-Nr: 1373 What did the blonde say to the large breasted waitress? What did you name the other one? |
| Joke-Nr: 1374 What is the difference between a blonde and a porsche? You don't lend your porsche to your friends. |
| Joke-Nr: 1375 Why do blonde's wear green lipstick? Because red means stop. |
| Joke-Nr: 1376 What did the blonde name her pet zebra? Spotty. |
| Joke-Nr: 1377 Why is it good to have a blonde as a passengar? Because you can park in the handicap zone. |
| Joke-Nr: 1378 What do you call ten blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel. |
| Joke-Nr: 1379 What did the blonde's mother say to her before her date? If you're not in bed before midnight, come home. |
| Joke-Nr: 1380 Why is a blonde like a railway track? She gets laid all over the country. |
| Joke-Nr: 1381 What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade? Pull the pin and throw it back. |
| Joke-Nr: 1382 What do you call a blonde virgin? A myth. What do you call a blonde with a half a brain? Gifted. How many blonde's does it take to screw in a light bulb? It doesn't matter, they all like to screw anyway. Why does a blonde only change her babies diapers once a month? Because it says right on the package, "good for up to twenty pounds". What's the difference between a blonde and a brick? When you lay a brick, it doesn't follow you around. What do you call a blonde skeleton in a closet? The winner if hide and seek. |
| Joke-Nr: 1383 What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it. What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs? Nice Hooters!!! |
| Joke-Nr: 1384 A blonde and a brunnette were discussing their boyfriends. Brunnette:Last night I had three orgasms in a row! Blonde:That's nothing. Last night I had over twenty. Brunnette: My God!! I had no idea he was that good! Blonde:(looking shocked)Oh, you mean with one guy!! |
| Joke-Nr: 1385 beh yaru migan gharch khordi? migeh jer khordam wali ghach nah!!!! |
| Joke-Nr: 1386 3 blonds walk into a bar and order a shot each. 1st blond drinks her shot, slams her glass down and shouts "51!". Everyone in the bar looks at her and wonder what that's all about. The 2nd drinks her shot, slams the glass and shouts "51!". 3rd blond does the same. By this time the whole bar is intrigued. The bartender says to the blonds, "hey now, I've been a bartender for quite a while, and I have never heard of '51'. What does that mean?" The blonds looked at him and laughed. The 1st blond says, "we completed a puzzle in 51 days." Bartender replies, "ok, so what's so great about that?". She laughs and answers, "well, the box says it takes 2 - 4 years!" |
| Joke-Nr: 1388 YEK RUZ YE DKHTAR'E ARUSISH BUDE, VALI GHABLAN KARI RO KE NABAYAD MIKARDE KARDE BUDEH. BE DUSTESH MIGE CHEKAR CONAM. DUSTESH MIGE : SHAB KE MIRID BA HAM DIGE HAL KONIN BA KHODET YE KAM JOHAR'E GHERMES BEBAR VA BRIZ JAIKE BAYAD BRIZI. SHAB 'E ARUSI VAGHTI KE BA SHOHARESH MIRE TOO HEJLE DOKHTAR'E ESHTEBAHI JOHAR'E SABZ MIBARE. DAMAD HAM TORK BUDESH,KHOLASE DAMAD KAR RO SHRU MIKONE DOKHTARE HAM JOHAR RO MIRIZE VA MIGE (AH AH KHODA DARDAM UMAD) DAMAD NEGAH MIKONE VA MIBINE KE SABZ RANGE. UNVAGHT MIGE *( VAY VAY VAY VAY ZADAM KISEYE SAFRAT RO HAM PARA KARDAM HA)* |
| Joke-Nr: 1389 Age limit (18) on this joke. SOME BODY WAS ASKING DIFFERENT PEOPLE THAT WHAT DO THEY THINK OF A WOMAN: HE ASKS FROM A TORK,TEHRANI,GHAZVINI,RASHTI,ARAB: TORK: ZAN MISLE GUL MIMUNE,HEY BUSH MIKONI. TEHRANI: ZAN MESLE NAVAR CASSETE, KAR RO KE BA YEK TARAF TAMUM KARDI ,TARAF E DIGE RO ESTEFADE MIKONI. GAZWINI: BALM ZAN MESLE AYENE AST,YEK TARF BARAGH YEK TARF KEDER. RASHTI: MESLE RUZNAME AST,HAM KHODET MIKHONI HAM MIDI BE DUSTED BEKHONE. ARAB: MESLE (GOJE FARANGIE),YEK DAFE CHAHAR PANJ TA RO MIKESHI BE SIKH'E KEBAB. 5th july 97 |
| Joke-Nr: 1391 ONE DAY AN ADDICTED MAN WAS SITTING ON THE SIDE OF THE ROOM AND WAS SMOKING HEROIEEN,THEN HIS WIFE WANTED TO HOOVER THE ROOM ,SO SHE TAKES HIM TO OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM WHEN HE WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE HE SAIDTO HIMESELF: ( RAS MIGAN BASHAR MORGE PAR KANDAS HA BEBIN COJA BUDIM HALA KOJA) 6TH JULY 97 BY DARVISH PEIROVE RAH'E MORIDAN. |
| Joke-Nr: 1392 an indian man had suspected that his wife had affair with another man, so to test his wife, one night he told his wife that he has to work late and he is going to be late. he waited outside his house on the watch, not long after he saw a man going into his house; few minutes later he slowly went inside and looked through the keyhole of their bedroom and he see the man on top of his wife ; with his indian accent he looked up and said " oh god, what to do, what not to do; if i kill him it's MURDURE, if i kick him he wii go FURTHER" |
| Joke-Nr: 1395 ye rooz ye rashtieh ye motor siklet kharid, baa khosh'halee savaare motor shod va raft khooneh ke be zanesh neshoon bede, az tooye kooche pas kooche'ha gaaz daad taa resid tooye hayaat va taa poshteh dareh otagh'khab ke did baste, motor ro khamoosh khard va gooshh gozasht poshteh dar, sedayeh ye mard ro sheneed ke meegoft "een cheshma maale kee'yeh", sedayeh zanesh goft: "maale to'eh", mardeh goft: " een labaa maaleh kee'eh " zanesh goft: "maaleh to'eh", ........rashtee'eh assabaanee shod va baa khodesh goft : een zan har chee een mard meegeh, meegeh maaleh to'eh, pas behtareh man jim basham ,va ga na,meegeh een mootoor ham maaleh to'eh. |
| Joke-Nr: 1397 ye yaroo be dooste dokhtaresh mige to che fekri hasti mige to hamoon fekree ke to hasti ... yaroo mige ey felan felan shode to ham mikhahi be man tajavoz koni |
| Joke-Nr: 1398 a man goes to the doctor and says, doctor please do something that my wife will not have any more kids. the doctor gives a box of condoms and says; everytime you play-up you take one. after six months the man sees the doctor and says that his wife is six months pregnant. the doctor askes what did you do with the box I gave you? the man says ; I took one everytime we played up. the doctor asked how? the man says; with a glass of water. the doctor says; you idiot, you had to take one condom and put it on your organ everytime you play up not to drink it. the man says; oh shit. no wonder I have been passing sausages for the past six months. |
| Joke-Nr: 1399 ye rooz ye zani meereh maghaazeh maahee fooroosh, meegeh: agha lutfan ye mahee bozorg be man bedin; maahee fooroosh ke tork bood meegeh: "too pachat bezaram?". |
| Joke-Nr: 1400 ye rooz ye rashtieh ba doosteh tehraneesh ke jahel ham bood meeran cafe aragh khory; ta ke varedeh cafe meeshan, hame'ye mardaa ke too cafe boodan ba sor'at cafe ro khaalee meekonan va meeran beeroon; doosteh rashtieh taa'job meekoneh va be rashtieh meegeh " eenaa az to tarsidan va faraar kardan?"; rashtieh meegeh ke na' hameh raftand sooraghe khanemam! |
| Joke-Nr: 1402 ye kassy be doostesh ke az jang bargashteh bood meegeh: " to cheraa ezdevag nemeekonee?"; doostesh meegeh ka " akheh keeram ba khompareh monfager shodeh"; doostesh meegeh een ke kaaree nadaareh, man ye doost daaram ke najaareh va meetooneh baraat ye keereh choobee dorost koneh; meegeh khob, pas man ezdevag meekonam va najaar ye keereh choobee ke baa kamarband dooreh kamaresh basteh meeshod barash meesaazeh; too hegleh vaghtee ke meekhad as khoshhalee rooye aroos bepareh , keeresh meekhoreh labe takht va meeshkaneh; zaneh meege: " ey vaay keeret ke choobieh"; mardeh meegeh ke na " choobesh keeree bood". |
| Joke-Nr: 1403 YEK ROOZ BE YEK TORKE MIGAN BA KAR VA KOOSHESH YEK JOMLEH BESAZ, TORKE MIGE SHALVARE KARE MAN KOOSHESH. |
| Joke-Nr: 1405 Dar Tehran yek konferaans-i hamzisti-ye mosaalemat aamiz dar bareh inkeh tamaam aghalliyat-ha baayad baa ham doust baashand bargozaar shod. aakharin sokanraan in konferaans yek Ghazvini bud. Ghazvini-yi ba'd az nim saa'at sokhanraani khodesho baa in jomleh tamaam kard. " posht garmi-yi shomaa ba'is-i del garmi-yi maast". |
| Joke-Nr: 1416 Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem Geiger und einem Klavier? Der Klavier brennt Laenger. |
| Joke-Nr: 1417 AZ yek torkeh te tazeh be tehran MOHAGERAT kardeh bood porsidan nazar genabeali dar mored "EMAM HOSSEIN CHIST"? gavab dada valla chibegam khate otoboosesh sholooghe terafik ziyadeh aslan namishe reaft anga. azash porsidan tarikh tavalod hazrat adam ro midooni goft yech-e-yech-e-yech |
| Joke-Nr: 1429 Q>Why Was the guy so happy when he finished the puzzle in 6 months A>Because the cover on the box said 2-4 years! |
| Joke-Nr: 1430 Torke Madar Zanesh ra bord doctor. Doctor: Chee shode Janam? Toke: Aghe doctor madar zanam sam khordeh! Doctor: Pas chera saresh shekaste? Toke: Akheh Aghae doctor aval sam nemikhord! |
| Joke-Nr: 1433 Ye pesari mikhaste ke dust dokhtaresh ro razi be ... bkoneh. vali dokhtar'e migofte na.akharesh pesar'e mige @ miduni khoda gofte ke vaghti in kar ro bekonim ye khun'e to behesht behemun dadhe mishe.Dokhtar'e mige rast migi? mige are'e. Unvagt miofteh jun 'Bakeregi' dokhtar'e va kar ro tamum mikoneh.Dokhtar'e ke kheili khushesh umadeh bude mige pas bia hala ye khuneh ham to Makk'e besazim.pesar'e ham khaste va kofteh dobar'e kar ro mikoneh.dokhtar'e bishtar mikhaste va mige bia yeki ham to Karballa besazim ,pesare dige dashte mimordeh, farar mikoneh birun va toy'e kuche dad mizaneh ,har ke darad havas'e 'karbobala ' besmella..... 3 AUG 97 |
| Joke-Nr: 1434 @ What is the other name for Telvision in iran? .. ~ Nategh'e Noori *( nategh noori ) is the head of the parliment in iran. 3 AUG 97 |
| Joke-Nr: 1436 Ahengarn ba baradarsh ( be nam'e abolfazl) davash mishe,,abolfazl ba yek chakosh mizaneh sar'e ahengaran ro mishkan'e . Ahengaran mire dodtor....doctor mige vay!! aghay'e Ahengaran chi shod'e??? Ahengaran Mige: Abelfazl,,,,baridiram...bai,,,,,chakosh ....zad ..toie....sairam....Hussain 3 AUG |
| Joke-Nr: 1440 do ta motad neshasteh budand va ba ham gap mizadan. Avali: Rashti miduni ke 'Khatami shod reiis jomhur? Dovomi: E. yani migi moshadegh mord? 4 AUG Melat iruni Diruz '3 AUG' Khatami became the president, well I hope him good luck,because if they let him he is going to icrease the freedoms. |
| Joke-Nr: 1441 Aghay'e musavi ardebili dashte sokhanrani mikarde, unvaght mige: 'Ma baad as 20 sal fahmidim kiro koja begzarim'. (may be a bit difficult to get the joke)!!! 4AUG |
| Joke-Nr: 1442 ye madar pedari mikhastand ' ging ging' bkonand. vali pesareshun 'Mohamad ham too otagh'e unha mikhabideh. Kholas'e migan begozar mohamad bekhbe unvaght 'kar ro mikonim'. baad nimsaat babahe mige: mamad pesar : ha baba: khabidi pesar:na baz baad as nim saat: baba: mamad pesar: ha baba: khabidi pesar: na baba: de khre khar bekhab pesar: nimikham baba: age bekhabi farda mibaramat sinama pesar: nimikham baad nimsaat baba:khabidi?? pesar:naaaaa baba:de bekhab pesar: nimiiiiikham baba: pa khore khar to chi mikhay????!!! pesar: 'mikham tamasha konam'!!!!!!!!!! 4AUG 97 |
| Joke-Nr: 1443 As Rashtie meporsand: Belaghreh shoma roi ham rafte chanta bache darie. Rashtie meke ma roi ham narafte 5 ta bache darim. |
| Joke-Nr: 1445 When an other mad meets an other mad they both will be very glad. |
| Joke-Nr: 1446 > An engineer dies and reports to Heaven. St. Peter, upon checking his >> dossier, says, "Ah, I'm rather sorry, but you're an engineer. I'm afraid >> you're in the wrong place." >> >> So the engineer reports to the Gates of Hell and is immediately let in. >> After a few days, the engineer becomes dissatisfied with the level of >> comfort in hell and starts designing and building improvements. In a while, >> they've got air conditioning, flush toilets, escalators, and satellite >> television. The engineer, of course, becomes an extremely popular guy. >> >> One day, God calls up Satan and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down >> there?" >> >> Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and >> flush toilets and escalators and even satellite TV There's no telling what >> this engineer is going to come up with next!" >> >> Startled, God yells, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He >> should never have gotten down there! Send him back here immediately!" >> >> Satan replies, "No way. I like having an engineer on staff. I'm keeping >> him!" >> >> God says furiously, "Send him back up here or I'll sue!" >> >> Satan laughs heartily and says, "Yeah, right! And just where are YOU going >> to get a lawyer. |
| Joke-Nr: 1449 ye torke esme doxtaresh ro mizare tala!! bade 15 sal mire edare sabt ahval va mige (man mixam esme doxtaram ro avaz konam!! migan chra ? torke mige (baba ma aberu darim, to mahal hei migan tala keshideh bala , keshideh pa-ein.he..he...he |
| Joke-Nr: 1450 Az turke miporsand saat cande? Turke negahi be saatew mindaze va angowte eware-aw ra mizare roye labew va mige: His! xabe |
| Joke-Nr: 1451 I don't think any body Understands the joke above, so we would be happy if avareh , send the joke again !!!! |
| Joke-Nr: 1452 Midoonin jadidan to Iran be television chi migan?? Nategh e Nouri!!! |
| Joke-Nr: 1453 jeroz je aga mjre darokhaneh va mige aga mikh dari darokhaneshi mige na aga inja kesi mikh nemifroshe roze bad dobare mire va soalesho tekrar mikoneh va dobare hamon javabo mishnave chand roz in karo tekrar mikone ta belaghare froshande majbor mishe chand kilo mikh bekhare va onja bezare roze akhar marde dobare peydash mishe va ghabl az inke soal esho tekrar kone froshande mikharo neshonesh mide mardeh asabani mishe va shror mikone fosh dadan va bad shlvaresho dar miare mige shashidam be in darokhanei ke mikh mifroshe |
| Joke-Nr: 1454 be ye torke migan ba 'keshvar' ye jomleh besaaz migeh: baa kesh var miraftam khord too chesham behesh migan baa 'ajib' ye jomleh besaaz migeh: dasseto a jibe man vardar migan baa 'najib' ye jomleh besaaz, migeh: ye shalvar daaram na jib daareh na zip.... |
| Joke-Nr: 1465 yeh rashtiyeh tasAdof mikoneh, mibaranesh bimArestAn. Doktor azesh miporseh chi shod tasAdof kardi? migeh vAllAh ma az intarafeh khiyAboon mikhAstim berim oontaraf, yeh mAchin dAsh miraft, "hAla toe nagoo keh dAsht miyoomad" ! |
| Joke-Nr: 1466 Yeh torkeh bA yeh yArui da'vAsh misheh Vasateh da'va yeh mosht ham beh khareh yAru mizaneh Azeh miporsan: chera digeh khareh tarafo mizani? torkeh migeh: mA vasateh da'va khodi o gharibeh saremoon namisheh! |
| Joke-Nr: 1467 yek rooz yek mardi tooye otoboos (bus) neshesteh bood. Yek zaneh kheylie chagh kenaresh mishineh. Mardeh migeh: khanom esmeh shoma chieh? Zaneh migeh Ghoncheh. Mardeh migeh khoob shod baaz nashodie. |
| Joke-Nr: 1468 Why dont lebs (lebanese) wear undies???? Because it doesn't come in adidas. |
| Joke-Nr: 1469 Why did the bird fly over the earth upside down? Because it wasn't worth shitting over. |
| Joke-Nr: 1471 yek ravan-shenaas (psychiatrist) tooye timarestaan (mental hospital) mikhad bebineh 3 taa divaneh khoob shodan ya na. Be 3 taa divooneh migeh berin khoonam check konin man khooneh hastam ya na. 2 taa az divaneha bodo bodo miran. Ravaanshenaas beh divaneh ie keh hanooz anja bood migeh baarikala to chera narafty? divaneh migeh chon mitoonam be khanometoon zang bezanam!! |
| Joke-Nr: 1472 ye bar yek nafar yek yek gherony siyah (one black peny) payda mikoneh. Telefon mizaneh ba operator migeh allo AFRIGHA? |
| Joke-Nr: 1473 be yek torke goftand yek kalame be-gu ke dar An cAi bASad. goft: quri |
| Joke-Nr: 1474 The sign in the office wall reads: "The situation is not as bad as you think...... it is worse" |
| Joke-Nr: 1479 rashtie dasht mi raft as hameh meporseh babakhshid shom ayal be bandeh nadidid |
| Joke-Nr: 1480 Rashti esme bachacho ghozasht ROSTAM. Baad mitarsid sedash kone!!! |
| Joke-Nr: 1481 Rafssanjani mire Qazvin , asre (afternoon) ke mishe Qazviniha shoar midan : ai yadegar emam , shab ra beman shab ra beman, raeesjomhure(president)mehraban, shab ra beman shab ra beman |
| Joke-Nr: 1482 Was war der Dodi (von Diana) ? Der letzte Indianer... (in Diana) |
| Joke-Nr: 1483 Was ist das Gegenteil vom Pin up-Kalender? Notitzblock (no tits block) |
| Joke-Nr: 1485 ye rooz ye tork mireh short bekhare foroshandeh mygeh nakheyeh torkeh mygeh do nakh bedh |
| Joke-Nr: 1487 A boy goes to a girl's house for her hand in marriage. The father of the girl who was protective, asked, what do you do for a living? And the boy replied, I work with my uncle. So the father asked, CHEH KARREH? And the boy said, BEE KAREH. |
| Joke-Nr: 1488 A turkish man was going to meet the family of a girl to propose a marrage , he got all dressed up in a shirt,tie,jacket and pijama pants...his mom asked why the under pants..he replied..just in case they keep me!!!!!!!! |
| Joke-Nr: 1493 yeseri az in jomle saaziha: be torke migan ba tokyo jomle besaaz, mige:" man zari ro doost daram, to kiyo?" migan ba kishmish jomle besaaz, mige:" man pesar khalasham, shoma kish mishid?" ... |
| Joke-Nr: 1494 migan torke rafteh boode xaastegaari ... pedare dokhtar azash miporse:" agha, shoma xoone ham daarin?" torke:" vallah khodam ke na, amma bar o bacheha xoone xaali ziyad daran" |
| Joke-Nr: 1495 baaz migan torke rafteh boode khaastegaari ba pedaresh... pedare aroos az pedare pesare miporse:" agha zaadeye shoma daaneshgaah ham miran?" pedare torke:" chera nemire? harjaa ke baar bokhore be masiresh mire" :) |
| Joke-Nr: 1496 There was once a Rashti. He went to the doctor and asked if the doctor could do something so that he became more like a person from Tehran. The doc. said: Well, it's simple, we simply remove half your brain and you will be just like a person from Tehran. After the operation the Rashti came back to the doc. to reveal his operation. The doc. said: I am so sorry son. Something went wrong while i was operating you, i did remove your whole brain by a mistake. I hope you can forgive me. The Rashti replies:" EYBI NADARE DOKTOR JON, TORK BODAN HAM KHODESH ALAMI DARE". |
| Joke-Nr: 1497 A salesman makes a cold call and a little girl answers the phone: Little Girl (LG): Hello, can I help you? Salesman (SM): Hi little girl. Is your dad home? LG: Yes, he is busy. SM: Is your mom available? LG: Yes, she is busy. SM: Do you have an older brother? LG: Yes, he is busy. SM: Do you have an older sister? LG: Yes, she is busy. SM: Well, sweetheart, what is your whole family doing that they are all so busy? LG (whispering): They are all looking for me. |
| Joke-Nr: 1498 What does A hamedani Girl do when she wakes Up from the bed? She introduces Herselfe to the guy Next to her. October 97 |
| Joke-Nr: 1502 Az ye torke miporsan, ye jomle bego ke tosh chaee bashe, mige "Gori". |
| Joke-Nr: 1504 Az ye ya-roo torke pour-see-dand, "Agha show-ma chera tork show-dee". Torke goft, " re-fee-gh-e na-bob". |
| Joke-Nr: 1505 ye rooz ye doktor mikhaste bere mosaferat.be baradaresh ke mikanik bude mige: man baraie har dardi ye noskhe minevisam,masalan baraie sardard, deldard... harkas umad goft delam dard mikone,to ye noskheie deldard behesh bede elaakhar... mikanik ham ghabul mikone... chanroozi ke migzare, yek bar yenafar miad pishe aghaie doktore(mikanik) mige: aghaie doktor, man rah ke miram saram gij mire,vaghti mishinam halam bad mishe,agar ham bekhabam estefragh mikonam. mikanike ba khodesh fekr mikone ke hala chikar konam? baraie hamchin dardi noskhe nadaram!!! bad az modati fekr kardan mige: aghajan fekr konam to takhtegaz rafti khaie soozoondi... |
| Joke-Nr: 1506 THE ITALIAN WHO WENT TO MALTA (must be read with an italian accent, preferably out loud) One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina Morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand . I wanna to piss onna my plate. She say you better not piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch. > Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch. > So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the man and he call me sonna ma bitch. I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you". I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy. |
| Joke-Nr: 1509 Az ye torke miporsan: Agha shoma ta be hal gharch khordi? Torke mige: Na, valy 2,,, 3 bar JER khordam. |
| Joke-Nr: 1510 Midonid rashtia be jangal chi migan ?....Migan PESTAN...akhe shir tooshe Midoonin rashtia be Asanaor chi migan ?...Migan TAXI DIVARI Midoonin rashtiha be Shohar chi migan ?...Migan AMRICA...Akhe hich ghalati nemitoone bokone |
| Joke-Nr: 1511 ye rooz ye toorke doo rialy ghort medeh booghe eshghal me zaneh |
| Joke-Nr: 1512 YEK MOLLAYEH TORK SAFAREH HAVAPEYMA MICHEH,VA MICHINEH BAGALEH YEK KHANOOMEH KHEILI KHOCHGELO KHOCHBU. MOLLAHEH AZ KHANOOM MIPORSEH : BEBAKHCHID KHANOOM ISMEH IN ATREH CHOMA CHIEH? KHANOOMEH MIGEH : NINA RICCI ROMA. BAD AZ CHAND DEIGEHKEH MIGZAREH IN MOLLA , YEK BUYEH BADI AZ KHODESH MIDEH. KHANNOMEH MIGEH: VAH VAH IN CHEH BUYI BUD KHAFE CHODAM ! MOLLA MIGEH : ISMECH HAST , LUBYA CHITI GOLMA. |
| Joke-Nr: 1514 Ye rooz be torke migam ba KHESHTAK jomle besaz mige:ebne sina moKHESH TAK bood :) |
| Joke-Nr: 1520 az yek tourk miporsand ke chekar mikoni ke hame bache-haye to 2 gholoo hastand ?! tourke mige :shabha zire zanam kaghazeh KARBON mizaram !!! |
| Joke-Nr: 1522 yek tourke miravad dar poosteh KAR !! migooyand chera rafty aan too ? tourke migooyad :velam konid ,bezarid dar khodam basham . |
| Joke-Nr: 1523 yek tourke mi-of-tad dar chah !! migooyad : har kas man ra dar avard ,mal khodesh!! |
| Joke-Nr: 1524 yek bacheh rashti az babash miporsad :baba jan ,baba jan , AIDS chist ? baba :pesram aids bimari ast ke agar man begiram ,faghat madarat va in mostakhdeme ma aids migirad!!! ama agar madarat begirad ,tamam rasht AIDS migirand!!!!!! |
| Joke-Nr: 1525 yek bacheh tourke sobh mia-yad pishe babash va migooyad : baba ! dishab maman koja mikhast beravad ke hey behesh migofty :BARGARD ,BARGARD !!!!! |
| Joke-Nr: 1526 yek tourke dasht T.V negah mikard ke bargh miravad !! tourke T.V ra migozarad dar channel 2 va migooyad: HOL BEDIN ROSHAN SHAVAD !!!! |
| Joke-Nr: 1527 yek mordeh armani , mi-aa-yad pish khoda va shekayat mikonad va migooyad :baabaa ,pedare man dar amadeh !! akheh yek tourk kenareh ghabreh man ast va har rooz sobh be man migooyad : TO KE COAT SHALVAR TANAT AST BASHO BORO 2 TA NOON BARBARY BEKHAR !!!! |
| Joke-Nr: 1529 bacheh yek tourke aatash migirad va tourke aan ra be bimarestan mibarad ,doctor bad az check up be tourke migooyad in ke pesarat sookhteh be kenar , chera tamame dast va payash shekasteh ???!!! tourke: akhe pesaram dar poshte-bam kebrit bazi mikard ,aatish gereft !!! aab peyda nakardam ba BILL khamooshesh kardam . |
| Joke-Nr: 1530 Az ye turke miporsand che shod to turk shodi?? Goft ba yek done noon barbari shorou shod!! |
| Joke-Nr: 1531 az yek tourke miporsand chera yourk shody ? tourke : bacheh boodam KHAR gazam gereft ,vak-san nabood ,tourk shodam . |
| Joke-Nr: 1532 yek ghomie ba ye babolieh ezdevaj mikome bachashon misheh ghomboly |
| Joke-Nr: 1533 ye rooz ye torkeh teshnash misheh noonbarbarysh ro ba ney mikhore |
| Joke-Nr: 1536 beye nafar migan ye jomle besaz toosh mame dashte bashe mige korset |
| Joke-Nr: 1538 migan ba mashin jomle besaz migeh shoma mikhain hamsayeye ma shin? |
| Joke-Nr: 1539 ye rooz ye joojetighy ba ye mar ezdevaj mikooneh bachashoon mishe simkhardar |
| Joke-Nr: 1540 az yek rashty miporsand ke esme bache-haat chi ast? rashty :esme pesar avalam nader ast. esme pesar dovom ham nader ast . esme pesar sevom ham nader ast . . . . esme pesar dahom ham nader ast . migan ke to chetor anha ra az ham tashkhis midi???? rashty : rahat ast ,chera ke famili anha fargh darad!!! |
| Joke-Nr: 1541 shabahate yek da-ee-nasor ba turk aaghel chist? javab : nas-le har 2 mongharez shodeh !!!! |
| Joke-Nr: 1542 shabahate yek es-perm ba yek tourk chist ? javab:az har 200 million esperm ,yeky aadam mishavad!!!! |
| Joke-Nr: 1543 aya midanid ke dar ghazvin hanooz 1$= 7 toman ast! (albateh bar rooyeh zamin ) |
| Joke-Nr: 1544 aya midanid ke dar tamame park-haye ghazvin neveshteh-and :lotfan gol be-chi-nid !!! |
| Joke-Nr: 1547 be ye turke migan ba "kishmish" ye jomle besaz mige:"man amooye in bache misham to kish mishi?" |
| Joke-Nr: 1548 be ye turke migan ba "hamid" ye jomle besaz mige:"aayaa shomaa baa hamid??" |
| Joke-Nr: 1549 be ye turke migan ba "farid" ye jomle besaz mige:"shomaa chand nafarid?" |
| Joke-Nr: 1550 be ye turke migan ba "hamid va farid" ye jomle besaz mige:"shomaa ke bahamid chand nafarid?" |
| Joke-Nr: 1553 Ye aabaadaani raa paasdaarhaa migirand va lebaasesho migardan. Toye jibesh yek pice aynake raybon peyda mikonand. azash miporsand: in ciye? aabaadaanie mige: be xodaa too tarkom. |
| Joke-Nr: 1554 yek tourke pesarash ra mifrestad ke police shavad behesh migoo-yand ke in kar aa-ghe-bad nadarad!!! tourke migooyad:chi fekr kardid pesaram bozorg ke shavad ,khodam barash yek kalan-tari baaz mikonam. |
| Joke-Nr: 1555 yek tourke mikhast be kavir arabestan beravad ,bakhodesh yek dare peykan ham mibarad!!! migooyand chera? tourke :har vaght ke garmam shod shisheh ra pa-een mikesham!! |
| Joke-Nr: 1556 yek tourke police mishavad !! yek rooz DAR khyaban mibinad ke rah band amadeh .miravad jolo va be mashine avali migooyad :BENZ HARKAT KON . ama taraf nemiravad . be ranan-deh aan migooyad: magar ba too nistam ke migam boro!!! taraf :akheh inke BENZ nist GOLF ast. tourke :KHODETO LOOS NAKON GOLFESHO BAZ KON BORO!! |
| Joke-Nr: 1557 yek tourke 2 saale tamam miravad sarbaazi!! bad az 2 saal behesh taa carte payane khed-mat midahand migooyad :nemikham ,man yeky mesle in ra dar khaneh daram. |
| Joke-Nr: 1558 zanane rashty sob-h koja miravand ? javaab: be khanehashan . |
| Joke-Nr: 1559 midaa-nid ke rashty-ha be SAG (dog) chi migand ? javab :PARS KHODRO |
| Joke-Nr: 1560 Ye roz ye aaxond az hoz-ye elmie faaroqaltahsil mishe,ve mibaayst dar masjed soxanraani kond.Ammaa xajaalat mikeshe! ve pishe aaxond-i ke saaliaane saal aanjaa bude mire ve qazie raa tarif mikone. Aaxonde mige byaa yek catval bezan ve bro baalaaye manbar.Aaxonde javaan ham hamin kaar raa mikone, va bad az paayaane soxanraani nazare aaxonde raa miporsad,Aaxonde mige xyli xob bod faqad 3 ashtabaahe daashtid. avalan yezid xaahar kuste nabod,balke zaalem bod. dovoman 72tan be gaa naraftan, balke shahid shodan. sevoman amaam hosin kusxol nabod, mazlom bod. |
| Joke-Nr: 1562 A Rashti was asked where are you going for the holidays? he replies to America.. He was told but you don't know the language. he said that's fine I am going to the "North" of it. |
| Joke-Nr: 1563 Do you know what Rashtis call "Khar-Magass"? "Parviz Turkeh". |
| Joke-Nr: 1564 What is the other name for Ghazvineha? "Paykan Javannan". |
| Joke-Nr: 1565 ye rooz ye arab saresh mikhore be divar divar bad mikoneh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HE HE HE |
| Joke-Nr: 1566 Midonin Rashtia be magas kosh chi migan? Parviz Sayaad |
| Joke-Nr: 1567 There was an American going to Iran to play in a concert. He went and played at the concert and was heading back home. You have to know that this man was overweight and everytime he moved his body made the sound of passing gas. He was on the airplane back and he was playing his guitar in his seat. When he finished he got up to put his guitar up. As he got up, his body made the unruly noise. Embarrased, he turned to see if anybody had heard. No one seemed to notice except for a turkish guy sitting behind him, staring at him weird. The American said "I'm sorry." Sorry in Turkish means yellow. The Turkish guy said "First he farts, then he tells me what color it was." |
| Joke-Nr: 1568 WHAT DO PERSIAN MEN AND WOMEN ALWAYS FIGHT ABOUT? WHEN THEY GET MARRIED, EVERY MORNING THEY GET INTO A FIGHT WHO GETS TO SHAVE FIRST! |
| Joke-Nr: 1582 Ye rooz Isa ba Mohamad neshaste boodand va takhte nard bazi mikardand ke yekho yek dokhtare khoshgel az kenareshoon rad mishe...Isa mige ..Bia har kasi ke tase balatari avard mire dokhtararo toor kone..Mohammad ham mige bashe !...Kholase Isa tas ra miandaze va joft shish miare...Mohammad tas mindaze va joft haft miare...Isa be Mohammad mige...Baz cheshmet be ye dokhtar oftad mojeze kardi ? |
| Joke-Nr: 1583 Yeki az agha Taghi miporse : Rasti agha taghi hale pesarhatoon chetore ? Agha Taghidar javab mige :..Rastesho bekhay yekishoon ezdevaj karde vali baghiashoon khooban salam miresoonan! |
| Joke-Nr: 1584 Ye nafar az doostesh miporse: Ahay Morteza to ke inghadr edeaye gardan kolofti mikardi chera ta madar zaneto didi farar kardi ?!!Morteza javab mide :.... Akhe az ghadimha ham goftan ke dast balaye dast besiar sat |
| Joke-Nr: 1586 Q: Two oranges were rolling down a hill, one stopped, why? A:It ran out of juice. |
| Joke-Nr: 1616 Q>Why Was the ARAB guy so happy when he finished the puzzle in 6 months A>Because the cover on the box said 2-4 years! |
| Joke-Nr: 1617 ye torke mibine ke harchi marde to mehmooni ye gol be sineash zaded. ye rooz toye mehmooni mibeenan ke torke ye gole roz be sineash zadeh va por ast as teegh. azash meeporsan in teeghha azieated nemeekone. mige valla teegha aziat nemikoneh goldanash yek kami aziat meekoneh |
| Joke-Nr: 1622 Question: Why can't fortune tellers have babys? Answer: Their husbands have crystal balls. |
| Joke-Nr: 1623 There was this turkish guy who would go to the mosque and cry and pray to god please let me win the lottery please oh please let me win the lottery then he fell asleep and god came to him in his dream and said " Meet me half way buy a damn ticket" |
| Joke-Nr: 1624 Ye darvish mireh ghazwin. waghti wared-e shahr misheh, tabarzin-esh ro mizaneh zamin o migeh YaHou! chand waght baad keh mikhad shahr ro tark koneh, tabarzin-esh ro mindazeh bala o migeh Yohouuu! |
| Joke-Nr: 1625 az ye Torke miporsand * bacheh dari? # ada maloomeh keh daram! * esmesh chieh? # David Coperfield ! * eh pass chera esmesh David Coperfieldeh ? # akheh az dota Kapoot rad shodeh !!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Joke-Nr: 1627 Midoonin Rashtiha be PA DARD chi migan ? Migan ZAFEROON ! |
| Joke-Nr: 1628 yek rooz be yek turki migan ba che arzi az mamlekat kharej mishi? migoyad: arze maazerat |
| Joke-Nr: 1641 Anwar Saddat, went out one day full naked, his guards surprised, asking him" President what is wrong?" he replied nothing just i dont hide anything from my people. |
| Joke-Nr: 1642 Beh ye torkeh migan ba "Sedaghat" ye jomleh besaz. torkeh migeh: "alo, alo, sedaghat shod." |
| Joke-Nr: 1643 ye ruz ye yaaru mire tu ye baqaali dar esfahaan. mibine baqaale ye satl e asal gozaashte unjaa. mire jelow va ye angosht mizane tush, mporse: -aaqaa, asalesh xube? -ba'le xubes. ye angosht dige mizane tush, miporse: - kilu'i cande? - kilu'i 1000 tomanes. ye angosht dige mizane tush, miporse: - mum ke nadaare? - naxeyr nadaare... taa miyaad ye angoshte dige bezane, yaaru baqaale ke asabaani shode bud, mige: - mibaxshindaa...in aslo zanbur zare-zare rides taa inqade shodes, man ke naridam shumaa intori hey angoshti mixorin.... |
| Joke-Nr: 1644 Ageh goftid shoja tarin marde jahan kiyeh? Emam jomueye ghazvin ke jelo hame dola mishe! |
| Joke-Nr: 1645 ghabl as vorod be ghazvin neveshtan "be shahre ghazvin khosh aamadid" bad az ghasvin neveshtan "khoshton Amad". |
| Joke-Nr: 1646 ye rashty mire nunvayee mige dota sangak be maa bedin, Shater (jahel Tehroony) mige boro tahe saf vassaa! Rashdiye dorobaresho negah mikoneh hishki ro nemibineh, Mige Agha jaan, azziyat nakon dotta noon be maa bedeh. Jahele mige "mage nagoftam boro tahe saf vassa?" Rashdiye mire Ajor mizaneh shisharo mishkaneh va khunsard vaamisteh tahe maghazeh., Jahele asabani mishe mige "mage kerm dari sheesharo mishgooni?" Rashdiye mige "Aoooo, inhame aadam toye saf vassade, chera Kherreh mara migigy?" |
| Joke-Nr: 1647 torke rA gereftan borda zendAn. azash porsidan,"cherA zendAni shodi?" goft bikhodi barAye yek Agahi tooye roznAme. porsidan Agahi chi neveshte boodi? goft: neveshteh boodam,"foroosh navAr behdashti bA nasbe rAyegan dar maham!" |
| Joke-Nr: 1648 Be Toke goftan, shiri yaa roobah? Goft maghar khar cheshe... |
| Joke-Nr: 1649 torke yek ghaz(morghe Abi)dastesh bood dAsht tooye khyAboon miraft. rashtiye ke az rooberoo miyamad porsid: hamshahri in khararo(OLAgh) kojA mibari? torke goft:ahmagh joon in ke khar nistesh, in gaze. rashtiye goft: manam bA to naboodam, bA ghAze boodam. |
| Joke-Nr: 1650 A GUY IS LICKING THE SIDE OF A BUILDING AND ANOTHER GUY COMES AROUND AND SAYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? THE GUY SAYS THE SIGN SAID "FOR LEASE" |
| Joke-Nr: 1651 Torke zang zad be doste dokhtaresh ke farda khoone khAliye va biyA. Dokhtare mire va kasi daro bAz nemikone. Dokhtare telefone mizane az torke miporse cherA daro bAz nakardi? Torke goft: goftam ke khoone khAliye!! |
| Joke-Nr: 1652 ye ghazvini va rashti shab mast kardan, gereftan bordaneshoon kalAntari, police az ghazviniye porsid ki hasti? ghazviniye goft pAdeshAhe ghazvin. police goft in khayli maste, zendAnesh konid. az rashtiye porsid to ki hasti? rashtiye goft pAdeshAhe rasht. police goft inam khayli maste, zendanesh khonid. farda sobh dobAre hardoshoono ovordan va police dobare az ghazviniye: ki hasti? dobare goft padeshah ghazvin. az rashiye porsid to ki hasti? goft,"vAlA tA dishab pAdeshAh rasht vali az dishab tA hAlA Maleke ghazvin." |
| Joke-Nr: 1653 torke rafto bood Africa, vaghti bargasht azash porsidan khob chetor bood? gofg khoob bood, faghat yek jA bood ke har kas miraft yA mikoshtanesh ya tartibesho midadan!!!!! baad did bad harfi zade va Abrooye khodesh rafte, goft," albate mano koshtan" |
| Joke-Nr: 1654 Yek roozi yek aghaye torki avval e khat savar e yek otoboos (bus) e khali mishe va ta pasho mizare peleye avval hamoonja vai miste. yeki az mosaferha behesh mige agha otoboos ke khalie begir beshin. torke mige khial kardi ta 5 daghigheye dige hamin jaii ke man vaisadam ham gir nemiad . . . ( bebakhshid age bi mazze bood !!! ) |
| Joke-Nr: 1655 BE YEK ESFAHANI MIGAN :BA "KALESKEH" YE JOMLEH BESAZ. MIGEH: EVA IN MIVEH HAM KE KALESKEH!!! |
| Joke-Nr: 1656 Memo from a Blonde Y2K Programmer: I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions, because to be honest, none of the panic surrounding this "Y" to "K" date problem makes any sense to me. My assignment has been completed on time, and way under budget. At any rate, I have finished converting the source code in all the company's programs so that they are ready for year 2000 and the following new months: Januark Februark Mak Julk and days: Mondak Tuesdak Wednesdak Thursdak Fridak Saturdak Sundak Years were a breeze, since they are only spelled out in the Legal department's applications, and won't be effected until two thousand and twentk anyway. |
| Joke-Nr: 1657 "Victoria's Secret" has opened a store in Iran. They have named it "Raaz-e Batool" |
| Joke-Nr: 1658 Yek rooz be ye torke migan ba "Amir" ye jomleh besaz.Mige "Ali o Reza" raftan cinema. Migan in ke toosh "Amir" nabood. Mige khob Amir nayoomad!!! |
| Joke-Nr: 1659 Q.How does an Iranian lose ten pounds? A.They shave their back! |
There is NoWay ! |